hey sorry i havent written in awhile but i just recovered from being hit by an 18 wheeler. Today was the worst day. it is april 1st which means it is april fools day. WOOOHOOO!!! my boss (bryan) decided to rig a huge mallet to my closet so when i opened it, it swong out and knocked me out the window, into a tree. ok let me tell you somthing, im a turkey, im a flightless bird, there are reasons im flightless and that reason would be that im afraid of heights. Well i flipped out and fell from the tree on to a table which knocked the wind out of me and threw out my back. well i have to go to the doctors who are tired of me always coming in. oh yea, a word to the extremly stupid: dont floss your teeth with a table saw!! Mcfuzz

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Monday, January 3, 2005

Hey
isn't life just full of surprises????? Some rich guy came and offered me and my mom $11,000,000 for our box!!!!! I almost broke my leg from jumping up and down!! We went to our dear friend Bryan( his blog is www.wild-turkeys.blogspot.com ) and we tried to rent out his basement but then he pointed out the little train and house at the top and bottom corners and told us that we had been ripped off with monopoly money. But he felt sorry for us, so he let us stay any way.
have to go.
cya
McFuzz

Saturday, January 1, 2005

Hey,
guess what tomorrows my birthday!!!!! But today is just another day. Ok, since I know you are wondering what happened today I will tell you. My house got run over by a run away stroller. Yea I know its hard to believe but beings I lived in a box it is possible. My mom is flipping out so I'm gonna let her get on the laptop now so she can look for a new box on e-bay. She says she gonna find a two story box with a garage. I think she's gonna find a brown paper bag because when has anyone given up a box to sell on e-bay???
well I have to go
cya
McFuzz

Friday, December 31, 2004

whooopeee!!!!!!!!!
Its the last day of this miserable year. This year has been terrible for me. I've been hit by a car, cased by dogs, electrocuted, stomped on by a 20 Ft. tall bug, I swallowed a golf ball, lost my girlfriend, and today I was ran over by the new years parade and hit by one of their big floating balloons!!!!
I surely hope next year is a little better. Wait I take that back, I hope next year is ALOT better. Well got to go because my creator Bryan is waiting to get on. Have a great New Year and don't mistake you neibors ear hair for a fire work fuse!!!!
cya
McFuzz

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Hey
ok I am out of the hospital and I can talk. But that vinegar gave me really bad gas and bad gas can cause a lot of problems. I went out on a date with my girlfriend and we went to this really rich diner. Well that is one place you really don't want the king of the buttcheeks to escape.(the king of the buttcheeks is also known as a fart, or a fluffer, stinker, cutting the cheese, an extreme bodily function, ect..) Well what happened is this fart was like a fire ball escaping a volcano. It burnt a hole in the seat. It scared the old lady next to me. We got kicked out of the restaurant. My girlfriend was so embarrassed that she said she never wanted to be seen with me again and she dumped me. Now I am a lonely turkey with a terrible gas problem.
well I have to go
cya
McFuzz

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Ok sorry for not writing!
you guys must have been worried sick!
well I was in the hospital because of a golf accident. Here's what happened. When I hit I got a hole in 1 so I ran down to get my ball. i turned around and Tiger (you know, Tiger Woods) had already swung!!
My mouth dropped wide open and there was no time to duck so I figured what the heck, just let it hit me. Well it was worse than I thought and the ball got lodged in the back of my throught. Yea... it hurt!! Well I learned somthing that day. If you ever have a golf ball stuck in your throat, if you drink baking powder and vinigar then the ball will just pop out like a cannon ball.(my advise to you, dont purposely jam a glof ball down your throat just to try this because it hurts really, really bad!!)
any way I have to go because my mom says i have to get alot of sleep so I can talk alittle better.
oh here she comes
c-ya
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